Sometimes, a pig steals your beer, opens it with his mouth, and guzzles that shit down before you even know what happened.

I’ve now visited 291 National Park units

Drawn on the wall in the dungeon of Cabrillo San Cristóbal in Old San Juan, Puerto Rico

Elvis? Never heard of her.

Ozark National Scenic Riverways

My Homer Simpson moment behind the control room chair at X-10, the world’s first nuclear reactor.

Free tours, you say? Hmmm…

In case you missed it, I stopped by Castle Mountains National Monument this weekend, my 282nd national park unit.

How long does it take me to reach 40,000 miles on my new(?) vehicle? Less than 15 months, apparently. #fb

Hey batta batta batta #forksup

Finally made it to an ASU baseball game… Love this little cozy ballpark. And fun to watch a Sun Devil victory, no matter the sport. β˜€οΈ #fb

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It’s a rough day in Phoenix.

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AZB happy hour #fb

Trail beer.

The tomb of Charles Poston, the Father of Arizona, on Statehood Day.

And for my #azbeerquest bonus stop, I’m finally marking off the state’s only commercial brewery operated out of some dude’s garage. #fb πŸ“ Owl’s Orchard Brewing

Looks like I’m going to need a new book. #thanksobama #monumentsforall

Marked off Pedal Haus from PhxBrewQuest, my goal to visit every brewery in the Valley of the Sun. #fb

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